"And on this glorious day I have made a concoction of pumpkin spice and white wine."
Easy there, Professor Snape!
That actually sounds like it might taste good.
Actually it already exists: It’s called Hallowine, and its dangerously yummy. Check it out HERE
I have a bottle in my fridge as we speak. I think I may crack that bitch open tonight and answer some anon love letters.
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.