...But i do think you are cute

wellheyproductions:

wellheyproductions:

mamamidnight:

wellheyproductions:

the-real-ben-drowned:

"And on this glorious day I have made a concoction of pumpkin spice and white wine."

Easy there, Professor Snape!

That actually sounds like it might taste good.

Actually it already exists: It’s called Hallowine, and its dangerously yummy. Check it out HERE

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I have a bottle in my fridge as we speak. I think I may crack that bitch open tonight and answer some anon love letters.

mymodernmet:

Louisiana-based photographer Frank Relle captures the nighttime magic of New Orleans in his ongoing series New Orleans Nightscapes. He uses long exposures to capture the feeling of the powerful, haunting beauty throughout his hometown.

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Your Heart Breaks - “21 And Stoned” (The Trundle Sessions)

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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

boyirl:

Hope Gangloff